Boris

Is page for Boris Pinhead McGee of Boris Pinhead McGee Industries. Buy something or get out.

Is still here? Does have treat for you. Does.

About Boris Pinhead McGee

(A Boris Pinhead McGee Industries Presentation)

Boris: Our Lord, Our Savior

• Boris is Lord… Savior too!
• Boris is powerful overlord, bow down!
• Buy Boris Merchandise^TM, buy ‘gen

Humble Beginnings

• Grew up on Goobar, was exiled!
• Came to Earth, did like!
• Humans gullible, buy lots!

Unsuccessful Business

• Merchandise not sell as well as Boris thought…
• Boris have trouble selling illegal items…
• Boris sad.

The Boris Pinhead McGee Movie

• Idea arrives in Boris’s mind, is good!
• Decides make movie about Boris’s life, exaggerated slightly!
• Movie preforms bad at box offices, but is good advertising. 

Boris, A Billionaire?

• Guy named Al bought million dollar Boris Statue^TM
• Made Boris rich!
• Made Boris Famous!
• Boris Invested!
• Yay Boris!

Borisville

• 2 locations: Borisville, Idaho,and Borisville, New Jersey
• Both great!
• Citizens very happy!

Sources

June 4, 2020

New World Encyclopedia Editors

“Asgard”

NewWorldEncyclopedia.org

NewWorldEncyclopedia.org

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June 3, 2020